April 23rd, 2012
The Onion iPhone app has been completely redesigned. You're welcome.
New features include:
- Entire Onion Video library at your fingertips now in HD quality
- Revolutionary "Shake For News" mode, perfect for the lazy and indecisive
- Access to the full Onion archives dating back to 1783, save an unlimited number of your favorite stories
- Hi-Rez images that take full advantage of retina display